OK I've never posted a song on here before and I'm hoping it works. I'm not sure if I can upload music but will give it a try. I wrote it in five minutes and recorded it in one take on very lo-fi equipment. A re-recorded version may well make it on to my new album as a last minute addition. It's also the first ever video I've made and is obviously rubbish. I welcome feedback and any additional lines you think might make it better/funnier/worse.
Here it is:
It appears to work. I can only improve. My thanks to Joseph Brigham for being the initial inspiration to get off my backside and do this today.